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| I wrote this rant, this "poem," this Eulogy For myself, from Earth, Pat H - E - T - I - C. I must have lost the fight if this is read But I don't care, I'm already dead. I might have done things differently If I knew this would come so quickly. I would have listened more, and read more Chomsky. I would have not quit smoking and drank more whiskey. I would have dropped out of high school junior year. I would have loved louder and harder, with less fear. But I'm just honored that you all are here Because so am I. I'm always near. If I get to a Heaven and meet Jesus Christ I'll say sorry about the sins, I heard you were nice. Too many of your followers never took your advice So I just couldn't believe that book you didn't write. Whether this is the last time you speak of me, Remember I was a jerk, but really funny And my sexy, hot man body. Remember me as I was Loud, Rude, Angry, and Completely Loved. So whether in Heaven or the next bout of The Living Dead I'll see you again, so no tears should be shed. I love you all, and don't ever forget it. You made this short life great, Even though I was Pathetic! -Pat Hetic | ||||||
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